To Familiarize Myself...

I figured that to familiarize myself with this a bit more, why not do one of those ridiculous surveys that pop up all over Myspace and Facebook and write a bit more about myself? (Even though I really do not like writing about myself at all... :P)



What is today?
Today is the third of May.

Do you own a tree?
Umm... not really.... There's a couple of trees in the yard outside, but they're not technically mine.

Paper, plastic, or rubber?
Rubber? Why include rubber? I can't think of anything that I would have a choice between paper, plastic, or rubber...

What color are your socks?
I'm sockless at the moment.

What color are your feet?
Uhh... skin color? Tan skin color?

Did you know that Pluto is not a planet?
Well, here's the thing. And you're going to think of me as some sort of loser geek for saying this. But Pluto is actually still considered to be a planet by a large portion of scientists. The only reason it wasn't considered to be a planet is the word "planet" was defined specifically just recently, and Pluto didn't fall into that category. So, Pluto is a dwarf planet, which is a part of more dwarf planets and debris that make up a belt of space junk around the solar system.

And it's not like you really care... because you're only a survey.... and now I feel dumb.


Will you be in a relationship in fifteen years?
Fifteen? Nearly thirty-five years old. I better be, or I might as well give up. :P

Will you be in a relationship in fifteen days?
Oh, no, no, no. That's for sure NOT going to happen.

What about in fifteen minutes?
Uhh... that's even less probable than fifteen days.

Do you use tongue when kissing?
Depends on the kiss. It'd be very awkward if I went up to a familiar and started using my tongue for a cheek to cheek kiss.

Do you know how to write in cursive?
I do, but it's really bad cursive. I didn't practice enough when I was younger.

Do you delete questions if you don't want to answer them?
No. I delete questions if they are really grammatically incorrect. Those just make me angry. :P

Have you been on a cruise?
Nah. I haven't been one to really think of me on a cruise and actually enjoy it.

Where was your last road trip?
Going home from school, I guess. Four hour drives are really relaxing.

Have you ever been out of the country?
In a way. I was born in a different country.

What would you name a black dog?
A black dog? If it's small, I'll name it Gregorius Muldoon. If it's a big dog, I'll name it Brutus.

How many people have you kissed?
Not counting family, I've kissed eight people; Two were just on the lips, and the other six were more than that. Also... two were girls. o.O

Have you recieved a puppy in the mail box?
YES! ... No. Why would anyone send a dog through the mail?

Do you want to hold them like they do in Texas Plays?
Okay, Lady Gaga. Now I know it's you who created this survey.

How do you feel about sheep?
Baa Ram Ewe!

How old is your skin?
Hmm... About nineteen years and four months old, let alone the nine in the womb.

Are you on something?
I'm on a bed... if that's the kind of "on" you're asking about. :P

Who is your best friend?
I have Jessie, who is my very best friend, and Payden, the gay best friend I never had until I went to college. :D

Most over used phrase?
"Pretty sure..." "Remember when..." "Fershur." "Okay, (insert adjective here in place of a noun)."

I love you, do you love me?
No. I have no idea who you are. Why would you love me anyway?

Have you kissed anyone who's name started with: A, G, T, W, E, B, C, Q, O, P, R, V, M, Z, I, H, L?
Umm... C and Z. All the other letters of the people I've kissed are not on this list. :P

Do you like College?
Aww, yeah! Only... let's not capitalize college next time.

Are you in College?
I was. I'm out for the summer. And you didn't listen to me. I told you not to capitalize college.

Who do you want your next kiss to be with?
Someone meaningful. 'Nuff said.

When will your next kiss be?
Umm... why wasn't this question before the last one? I have no idea when my next kiss will be. It's not like I actually plan when I'm going to kiss someone.

Do you want to move?
Yes.

Who are you going to marry, and when is your wedding date?
I don't know if I'll marry...

What would you do if the last person you kissed didn't want to be with you?
I'd be fine with that. I'm sure I don't want to be with them either.

Duck you?
... I'm just going to ignore this.

How white are you?
I'm not white at all. It makes me sad sometimes... but then other times it works to my advantage.

What are you looking forward to in the next 2 seconds?
This answer took two seconds.

How about the next 2 days?
Who knows what will happen in two days?

How about 2 weeks?
I hope I have a job by then.

How about 2 months?
That just makes it one month closer to school!!

How about 2 years?
Okay, persistent. I'm not going to even say anything anymore.

Do you want a paper gangsta?
... What the hell is a paper gangsta?

Are you on a boat?
I'm definitely on a boat.

What would you do if you found out the last person you kissed kissed someone since you last kissed them?
That's fine. I wouldn't mind.

What are you thinking about right NOW?
How this survey ended up being something really fun and now, towards the end... it's really getting annoying. :P

Do you have a penis?
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

Do you have dirty pictures on your phone?
UHH.... NO. AWKWARD.

What color are your eyes?
Really dark brown. Very generic.

Do you have brown eyes?
Pretty sure that's what I just said.

Do you like piercings?
I do. I've got my ears and my labret pierced.

How big are your BOOBIES?
I just said I had a penis. Why would I have breasts?

How many people have you had sex with in 2007??
One.

Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done?
What a drastic change of questions! I've smoked weed before...

Ever paid for sex?
You're kidding, right? I don't really like sex in the first place, let alone paying for it.

Do you own any guns?
Only MY ARMS!! .... No. I don't own guns.

Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?
I can safely say that YES. I've had sexual experiences with ONLY the same sex.

How long has it been since you had sex?
Ugh. Seriously? Fine. It's been nearly ten months without sex. And I'm perfectly fine with that.

Is it possible to be single and happy?
Yes. Just ask me. I'm the perfect example. :D